What do dogs REALLY DO?

It has come to my attention that dog owners wonder what their dogs do all day while they 're at work. Pappy's fella recently posted a blog entry questioning same. Gerti's cam proved ineffective of showing what Gertrude does all day (obviously, NOT sleep on her bed). And last week, a woman at Wheaton Regional Park said she had an answering machine that she would call her dogs and talk at them. She was in the process of putting in a cam so she could see their reaction when she called.

Well, I'm here to tell you after three days of being home in bed...your dog SLEEPS! That's it. Nothing as intereting as hotwiring cars or becoming addicted to the afternoon soaps. Nope, not at all. SLEEP.